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Kelp-A-Malt

Kelp-A-MaltThere are a ton of these old weight-gain ads for women from the 20s and 30s. Typically they appeared in magazines for young women and in fitness publications. What's interesting is that a swell in breast size was usually incidental to overall filling-out. So the skinny girl would fill out in the shoulders and hips as well as experiencing increased breast development.

The ad at right is for a product called "Kelp-A-Malt", though "Ironized Yeast" more commonly used this sort of tableau. In this one, the target customer isn't meant to merely fear that her lack of curves and small breasts might cost her success with men - which is the most common approach - but also that inferior, flatter-chested women will learn the secret of growing larger breasts and will leave her behind. It's particularly nasty - start buying Kelp-A-Malt today or your friends will all have bigger boobs than you!

I got this one from Modern Mechanix. It's from the November, 1934 issue of Physical Culture.

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Breast enlargement robot

Cali Lewis stumbles through an intro about a breast-growth inducing robot. (I don't think I could report it straight, either.) The idea behind this machine is that a parent could attach this breast massaging robot to a young girl and due to the stimulation of massage the girl would wind up with large breasts. But really, if you want your daughter to be stacked, why not just feed her hormones?

I wouldn't mind massaging Cali Lewis' breasts, though.

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F-Cup Cookies

Can the ingredient pueraria mirifica added to cookies actually make women's breasts grow from small or average size to bra-busting proportions? The marketers behind the F-Cup Cookie say 'yes'!

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