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American Pie Breast Expansion

How did I miss this when it came out? Granted, it's a shit movie but American Pie gets some kudos from me for this clip.

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British Breasts Getting Bigger

British bra shops are now consistently stocking bra sizes that were very rare not so very long ago.

Sales figures from Debenhams, the High Street retailer, indicate that British women now have bigger busts than in previous generations.

The company disclosed that the average bra sold is now an entire size bigger than it was just five years ago.

Demand for G cups has risen sharply in recent years and larger sizes - those in size D and above - now make up the majority of the company's entire bra sales (63 per cent).

If we can make this keep happening for a few more decades, we'll be looking at a whole planet of giant-titters!

[Breast enlargement surgery forces shops to stock bigger bras - UK Telegraph]

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The Boob Fairy

This is hilarious. I love the part where Deirdre Flint talks about women who can complain that "the boob fairy became obsessed with me."

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Silicon Monster Hits Town

Silicon Monster Hits Town, a hilarious spoof trailer for a 'B' horror flick about a giant, rampaging creature that enlarges women's breasts. Love it!

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Diora Baird’s Growing Breasts

This is a scene from the Big Day episode "Boobzilla". The episode features Diora Baird as a post-pregnancy bridesmaid whose breasts have grown to enormous size, and her stacked presence at a dress fitting meet-up makes the other bridesmaids feel underdeveloped.

Diora Baird is in the new Star Trek film, playing an Orion Slave Girl. (One of those green chicks.)

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Australian women have big tits

Who could turn away from the headline "40 per cent of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger"? The Australian, a relatively reputable newspaper down under, ran just that headline yesterday! Hell, only about 30% of the women I've slept with wear bra sizes above D, and I really like big tits. So evidently I'm living on the wrong continent!

Sydney cardiologist Ross Walker said artificial oestrogens found in foods, plastics and cosmetics had also contributed to the growth spurt. Oestrogen in contraceptive pills also spurred the growth of breast tissue, Family Planning NSW research director Edith Weisberg said. "I think the higher-dose pills could, because the oestrogen causes development of the breast tissue," she said.

The real question is, how long will this trend continue? Will gigantic boobs become the norm?

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Mali Boobs

Most of you have probably seen this skit from an 80s comedy show, offering "Mali Boobs Home Silicon System: the quick and easy way to larger breasts". It's an oldie but goodie and well worth seeing again.

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