I could not pass up this headline on Fox News: Woman Bedbound for 6 Months by Huge Breasts.

And it's everything it ought to be:

A Peruvian mother of four was trapped in her bed for six months because of her giant breasts.

Julia Manihuari's chest grew to a gigantic N cup after the birth of her third son seven years ago — leaving her unable to move,

Unfortunately she had radical reduction surgery and now can't even fill a C-cup. But who knows? Maybe it'll happen again if she has another kid.

Update - here's a video of Julia Manihuari: