Breast Expansion

Who could turn away from the headline "40 per cent of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger"? The Australian, a relatively reputable newspaper down under, ran just that headline yesterday! Hell, only about 30% of the women I've slept with wear bra sizes above D, and I really like big tits. So evidently I'm living on the wrong continent!

Sydney cardiologist Ross Walker said artificial oestrogens found in foods, plastics and cosmetics had also contributed to the growth spurt. Oestrogen in contraceptive pills also spurred the growth of breast tissue, Family Planning NSW research director Edith Weisberg said. "I think the higher-dose pills could, because the oestrogen causes development of the breast tissue," she said.

The real question is, how long will this trend continue? Will gigantic boobs become the norm?

Oh, the humanity! Australia's Ralph Magazine has disclosed that 130,000 novelty inflatable boobs have been lost during shipment from Beijing. The boobs were to have been a free insert for the January issue (presumably to encourage people to buy two copies).

I fear a whole generation of potential Australian breast inflation fetishists has also been lost, as absent inflatable tits these young people will continue on their merry way, unscarred by balloon-like breasts being inflated before their very eyes.

[Storm in a C-cup - 130,000 boobs lost at sea - WA Today]